curry+chocolate=momentary depression

I am feeling a bit fat and I am really, really bored. I just ate a huge chicken balti and half a bar of cadbury's fruit and nut...this was to compensate for me staying in on yet another friday night with only a telly for company. I may pour myself a glass of wine and contemplate a future of clinical obesity.

Peace out.

P.S. Being single is shit :(
P.P.S. Being with the wrong person is more shit :)
P.P.P.S Brian must win big bro, he's lovely, I am addicted again.

On the plus side, muriel's wedding is on later, I knew telly wouldn't let me down, oh faithful friendly box of magic.